Based on that icon we’ve all undoubtedly seen on numerous myspace and deviantART profile pages.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me
ive found one in the wild
Lord have mercy on my soul I would turn this human being into so much biological wreckage they wouldn’t have enough left to identify him.
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….
Way to be a dick.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
if you don’t spend at least 12 minutes laughing you are cold heartedCredit goes to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelroooooooooooond (sorry about that again)