kgm42986:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

That’s awesome.

kgm42986:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

That’s awesome.



turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police




the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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effington:

I remember once in high school running into my friend Sammi after school and she looked freaked out and we asked her what was wrong and she was silent for a minute before she told us she’d made a joke to one of her teachers and he’d laughed and so she did the “fist bump” sign to him and, in her own beautiful words, “only I didn’t say ‘pound it’, I looked him in the eye and said ‘fist me’”

And then she just left



papagreglestrade:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Calm down, George R. R. Martin


merlin-willcome-withme:

simplesmentecansada:

GOD BLESS SEASON ONE CHARACTERS THEY DONT KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN THEY ARE SO INNOCENT THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE SHIT THE WRITERS ARE GOING TO PUT THEM THROUGH

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